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Don't Bury Your Dead
02:27
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woke up this morning zombies everywhere ● I made a pot of tea and then I brushed my hair ● I looked on the internet to find out what to do ● there's a woman in Korea and what she said is true, she said... ● DON'T BURY YOUR DEAD shoot them in the head ● I pulled out my revolver and then I got to work ● neutralized the neighbors and a lot of other jerks ● at the football game and at the shopping mall ● I had a lot of bullets so I neutralized them all, singing... ● I realized the biggest problem was in Washington ● we're being ruled by zombies and so I grabbed my gun ● neutralized the president and all his buddies too ● america is free again and now it's up to you
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Secret Girl
01:45
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havin fun just havin fun ● gonna be a blonde today ● almost dry it's almost done ● gonna do things a different way ● SECRET GIRL he's a secret girl ● doesn't care about blue or pink ● secret girl he's a secret girl ● doesn't care what you think ● gonna go he's gonna go ● feeling good inside ● what's below don't need to know ● nothing left to hide ● turn it up turn it down ● turn it every way ● turn it up turn it down ● don't care what you say ● in your eye it's just a guy ● trying what he could ● don't be shy he'll tell you why ● and why he's feeling good
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Don't You Piss Me Off
02:17
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● tried to tell you man DON'T YOU PISS ME OFF ● la la la la la metro pushing ● oh a plaything ● cop a feel ● are they real ● on the street ● look like meat ● easy one ● she's no fun ● gonna chop your little pecker with my knife ● then you can explain it to your wife
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Plate In My Head
01:49
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Doomsday Device
01:56
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sorry man. I'm busy and I can't go out to play ● I've got a DOOMSDAY DEVICE gonna blow you all away ● I bought it on the dark web, delivered UPS ● built in the usa because they make the best ● nazis, blown away ● mc do, blown away ● assholes, blown away ● machos, blown away ● no more miss nice, it's my doomsday device ● we evolved from monkeys and it gets worse and worse ● but at least I got a way to finish with this curse ● gonna drink a lot tonight and when I'm feeling swell ● gonna push the button and I'll see you all in hell
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I'm In the Band
01:38
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driving all day for the show I can't wait to rock ● sound man won't talk to me cause I don't have a cock ● yeah that's right, I'M IN THE BAND in the band in the band in the band ● not just a freak magnet, not just a nasty scream ● got a brain and I can use it, strange as that may seem ● 10 dollars please or are you on the list ● I'm in the fucking band, and you're on MY fucking list ● not made to push the buttons just made to push the broom ● hey stupid, is the 18th century coming soon ?
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Trashman
02:11
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waiting for my TRASHMAN to come around ● chicken bones on the ground ● empty bottles and rusted cans ● that's when I want my man ● no more sweet smelly fantasies ● now he's getting on his knees ● trousers down, I can see ● he's got what it takes to please ● trashman you're a dirty boy ● trashman my human toy ● trashman the things he'll enjoy ● my trashman ● shirt off covered with sweat ● oh jeez! I'm getting wet ● I smell he's behind me ● dirty pleasures now I feel free ● free I feel free
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He Said Yeah
01:24
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met him at a punk rock show ● I said that's a boy I gotta know ● I was out of my mind and out of my tree ● asked him to go out with me ● HE SAID YEAH, he said yeah, he said yeah yeah yeah ● I was having a happy time ● just thinking about my man who was so fine ● I was out of my mind and out of my head ● I asked him to go to bed ● I could not believe my eye ● when I saw him with another guy ● I was out of my mind and out of his too ● I said baby are we through ?
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DOROTHY GREEN you're so obscene ● driving to your bowling night, you're as white as snow ● listening to alex jones, on the radio ● got no time to stop and think, only time to hate ● don't you know america was never great ● roll up the windows, turn up the fear ● you're sick sick sick dorothy dear ● got a rifle in the trunk, baseball bat beside ● what is dorothy gonna do when there's no place to hide ?
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Let's Get High
02:23
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LET'S GET HIGH you'll feel better I'm getting wetter get off the floor I want some more ● man was made and his brain decayed and woman did the same ● stone age man had a rockin plan and didn't have any shame ● the atomic age brought a wave of a million things to take ● but nothing's changed and nothing's strange when your brain is gonna bake ● want some more and I just can't wait ● not enough to stimulate ● give it to me give it to me
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Centipede
02:40
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on a stinky island in the middle of the night ● centipedes are everywhere looking for a bite ● full moon shining fat pigs whining red crabs walking mermaids swimming ● in a creepy bedroom where evil claims its rights ● hiding in the corner, tempting flesh so white ● fingers playing devils sneering thunder crashing jackals howling ● it's crawling it's screaming it's sneaking it's coming ● THE CENTIPEDE ● he moves across the floor squeezing through a crack ● pain is so delicious, the centipede attacked ● blood is flowing eyes are glowing jaws are screaming pleasure feeling
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No Money No Job
01:23
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NO MONEY, NO JOB ● I got no money and I got no job ● I'm so bored I take my car ● and I drive it all night long ● I go home get my guitar ● and I sing sing sing this fucking song
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You're Like a Disease
01:30
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YOU'RE LIKE A DISEASE get away from me please ● you think that you're a star, but I know just what you are ● can't stand you no more, you're such a fucking bore ● talking shit all the time, tell my friends all your lies ● you need me but I don't need you, hey man that's nothing new ● you're like a disease get away from me now
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met him in a shitty bar I had 2 beers in my hand ● he said I want you for my honey I said I'm not looking for a man ● I said I'll be thirsty soon so why don't you stick around ● but if you're looking for a honey you can try the lost and found ● WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ● I said I'm a bad bad girl the kind you don't take home to mom ● he said don't worry baby cause she's dead and gone ● I said don't you mess with me cause you don't know who I am ● he said don't worry baby cause I got a plan ● looked at you me too ● what's (s)he gonna do ● got your number so what ● how about my drink ?
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Church of Lux
01:44
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hey mom I joined a church ● it's called the CHURCH OF LUX ● our only god is rock and roll ● and we don't give a fuck ● it's the chur chur chur chur church of lux ● it's the church of lux ● not a wimp like buddah ● or a fake like jesus christ ● he fills my interior ● and takes me to paradise ● will you live like lux ? ● do you have the guts ? ● he's living down in hell ● looking up at all of us ● can we make him proud ● or will we miss the bus
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Human Toys Paris, France
HUMAN TOYS is a punk rock duo. Poupée Mecanik (vocals, theremin) plays with female archetypes, coupling subversion with
irony. Guitarist Jon Von, x-Rip Offs, has transformed the band with garage punk songs somewhere between the Ramones and the Avengers !
The LP on Topsy-Turvy records and 45 on Outro Records cover subjects from B-movies, drugs and perversion to politics, sexism and gender freedom.
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